Beware: Zombie Apocalypse at WarmlyYours
Overnight, the office had been destroyed by the zombie attack and now the employees are realizing that this has become a battle for their lives!
It’s Zombies vs. Survivors!
In order to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, every WarmlyYours employee must compete against each other in 3 grueling contests: namely the Costume Contest, Candy Jar Contest, and the Cubicle Decorating Contest. The winner of each contest makes it out of the Zombie Apocalypse alive, while the others are turned into brain-eating zombies.
If the Zombie Apocalypse has not yet affected you, consider yourself lucky. WarmlyYours is are here to provide you with a survival guide, full of safety essentials so you can make it out of this Zombie Apocalypse alive.
What you will need:
- Utility cord
- Hydration Pack
- Weapon of your choice
- Energy food
- Athletic shoes
Not only will the flashlight allow you to see in the dark, but you can also use it to disorient the zombie. You need to make sure you have plenty of food and water for energy as well as a good pair of athletic shoes that will allow you to run away if necessary. A utility cord could be used for various purposes including making trip alarms or traps for incoming zombies.
Many struggling survivors may not know that when a Zombie Apocalypse occurs, the type of flooring you have may be the crucial difference between life and death, and as a radiant floor heating company, trust us, we know our floors!
In this case, laminate is your best friend, while carpet is your worst enemy.
As you are under a zombie attack, you will need to be able to slide furniture across the floor in order to block the doorway from persistent zombies. Imagine trying to move a large armoire across carpet. You’ll be dead in a minute!
On the other hand, laminate flooring allows you to slide furniture across the room effortlessly. Not only is it good for that kind of sliding but you can also pour grease on the laminate floors to create a sliding trap for the zombies.
Carpet may be lush and more comfortable to sleep on but carpet is also quiet which allows a zombie to easily sneak up on you! Laminate is the perfect alarm system. Unlike carpet, you can clearly hear a zombie walk across a laminate floor, warning you and giving you back the element of a surprise counterattack against the zombie.
Although the Zombie Apocalypse has struck the WarmlyYours office, you may still have time to prepare against future zombie attacks in your area. We created this guide in order to help you survive, but you are on your own now. It’s time to use your brain … if you still have it.
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